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Admit It – You’d Sleep With Tiger Woods Too

By Lacey Underall | December 7, 2009

OMG, there are like 7 mistresses.  Like, can I be one?  I’d TOTALLY sleep with Tiger Woods.  He’s rich, you know?  And sexy.  Totally sexy.
Mmmm.  It would be a pleasure to play with his woods.  Hehehe!  I’d have Ambien sex with him in a heartbeat.  I bet he doesn’t need Viagra like Arnold Palmer.
You’d do [...]

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Tiger Woods How Could You … Behave Like A Rich, Young, Successful Athlete?!?

By Davidson Gray | December 2, 2009

OMG.  Tiger Woods, a rich, young, successful athlete is behaving exactly like a rich, young, successful athlete.  He’s having sex with multiple women.  Multiple sexy women!  How could he?
It’s almost like these women are attracted to his money … or his success … or his power … or his … woods?  The bitches.  How could [...]

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