Why You Are Stupid {.com} » Tiger Woods has sex http://whyyouarestupid.com Accepting you are stupid is step one. Thu, 27 May 2010 02:32:33 +0000 en hourly 1 Admit It – You’d Sleep With Tiger Woods Too http://whyyouarestupid.com/2009/12/admit-it-youd-sleep-with-tiger-woods-too/ http://whyyouarestupid.com/2009/12/admit-it-youd-sleep-with-tiger-woods-too/#comments Tue, 08 Dec 2009 03:48:03 +0000 Lacey Underall http://whyyouarestupid.com/?p=77 OMG, there are like 7 mistresses.  Like, can I be one?  I’d TOTALLY sleep with Tiger Woods.  He’s rich, you know?  And sexy.  Totally sexy.

Mmmm.  It would be a pleasure to play with his woods.  Hehehe!  I’d have Ambien sex with him in a heartbeat.  I bet he doesn’t need Viagra like Arnold Palmer.

You’d do it too.  Don’t lie.  Don’t hate.  Bitch, you don’t know me!  But I know you.  The only person that wouldn’t have sex with Tiger Woods is Natalie Dylan … she’s saving herself for prostitution.

]]> http://whyyouarestupid.com/2009/12/admit-it-youd-sleep-with-tiger-woods-too/feed/ 7 Tiger Woods How Could You … Behave Like A Rich, Young, Successful Athlete?!? http://whyyouarestupid.com/2009/12/tiger-woods-how-could-you-behave-like-a-rich-young-successful-athlete/ http://whyyouarestupid.com/2009/12/tiger-woods-how-could-you-behave-like-a-rich-young-successful-athlete/#comments Thu, 03 Dec 2009 02:46:21 +0000 Davidson Gray http://whyyouarestupid.com/?p=74 OMG.  Tiger Woods, a rich, young, successful athlete is behaving exactly like a rich, young, successful athlete.  He’s having sex with multiple women.  Multiple sexy women!  How could he?

It’s almost like these women are attracted to his money … or his success … or his power … or his … woods?  The bitches.  How could they behave like sexy, attention-happy, love-wanting, orgasm-seeking … bimbos?  Christ, it’s almost so predictably possible that I can’t believe it.

I can’t believe women are attracted to money and power.  I can’t believe a normal, mortal man would want to see big-tittied women naked and have sex with them.  It defies explaination!  How could he?!?  Doesn’t he realize we want him to be better than us?

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