Why You Are Stupid {.com} » direct marketing http://whyyouarestupid.com Accepting you are stupid is step one. Thu, 27 May 2010 02:32:33 +0000 en hourly 1 Trix Are For Kids and XanGo Mangosteen Juice Is For Idiots http://whyyouarestupid.com/2009/07/trix-are-for-kids-and-xango-mangosteen-juice-is-for-idiots/ http://whyyouarestupid.com/2009/07/trix-are-for-kids-and-xango-mangosteen-juice-is-for-idiots/#comments Wed, 08 Jul 2009 11:41:37 +0000 Davidson Gray http://whyyouarestupid.com/?p=47 Yup, just buy three cases, get 5 friends to subscribe, then start raking in the dough.  You’ll be rich!  You could make $10,000 per month!

Come on!  It’s a pyramid scam.  It’s fucking juice!  Juice they don’t have a distributor for so they have to sell it directly to consumers who they scam into selling directly to their friends.

But Donald Trump says direct marketing is amazing, right?  Who cares?  Donald Trump is an idiot too!  Are you going to believe a guy with hair?  Can you trust a man that lives the lie of that mane?  Nope.

So pass on grass, steer clear of mangosteen.  Next thing you know, you’ll turn into an Avon lady.

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