Category Archives: Technology

iPad – Synergy, Revolution, Revenue, Cross Functional … Menstration Jokes

By Davidson Gray | January 28, 2010

“And we’ll call it the iPad.”
“iPad?”
“Yes, of course.  The name is critical.  This one builds off our popular iPod and iMac products.  It’s perfect.”
“Perfect?”
“Yes, perfect.  It’s the perfect name.  When people hear ‘iPad’, they will think of clean design, monthly data-plan convenience, and product-marketing synergy.”
“That’s what you think of when you hear ‘iPad’ — sanitary [...]

Also posted in Business, Media | Tagged , , | 5 Comments

6 Things That Make You an iPhone Douchebag

By Davidson Gray | August 13, 2009

Admit it, you bought an iPhone as a status symbol.  You know, this thing:

That’s fine, but there are things you’re probably doing that are killing whatever boost you hoped to get and only highlight what a prole douchebag you really are.

Showing it off — Look at how cool this is!  I can play with a [...]

Posted in Technology | Tagged | 2 Comments

  • Reading List


  • Via BuzzFeed