OMG, there are like 7 mistresses. Like, can I be one? I’d TOTALLY sleep with Tiger Woods. He’s rich, you know? And sexy. Totally sexy. Mmmm. It would be a pleasure to play with his woods. Hehehe! I’d have Ambien sex with him in a heartbeat. I bet he doesn’t need Viagra like Arnold Palmer. [...]
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- When It All Goes Wrong
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- Avoiding Death and STDs on Bourbon Street
- The Best Beer in New Orleans
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