Meghan McCain (who I dislike a little because of the pointless ‘h’ in her name … and her lunatic Republican dad) is in the news again. Seems she thinks real tits are getting discriminated against. Sure, Meggie. Tweet your cleavage again.
Here’s a prediction — her mammaries are going to save health care reform. Not sure [...]
So some idiot Nigerian takes a break from trying to Western Union me $40M and instead tries to light off a testicle bomb on an American Airlines flight? Great. What’s next? Turn your head and cough to board?
See, the TSA is fucking clueless. They just don’t want to be BLAMED for anything. So if shit [...]
You fucking idiots. Quit the bullshit. Stop blowing it out of proportion and blowing smoke up our asses. Take the health industry’s cock out of your mouth and do the right thing. It’s time for health care reform.
But government programs don’t work! Look at …
Public Schools. Don’t want health care reform? Take your kid out [...]
Man, seriously? First Farrah Fawcett, then Michael Jackson, THEN Billy Mays, and still NOT Sarah Palin? Come on! The only thing that’ll take this bitch out of the spotlight is death.
Christ, she wants to race Obama in a foot race (I’m a runner! Yeah!)?
“I betcha I’d have more endurance. My one claim to fame in [...]
Let’s get this straight: Glenn Beck plays a character. Glenn Beck shares his character’s opinion, not his personal opinions. Glenn Beck just wants your money. So he’ll fellate your ego enough so that you think you have a reason to be racist, alarmist, or sexist, but he’ll never challenge your opinions unless it’s an opinion [...]
Everybody knows that Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden were old frat buddies together, right? Oh, they weren’t? Well, they were in the Skull and Bones society together, right? Oh, they weren’t?!
Then I guess Dick Cheney is full of shit. Oh, snap! He must feel stupid.
He doesn’t?
That’s because he understands the game. If you talk [...]
Come on, Norm. Really? You’re going to keep dragging this out? The same guy that said Franken should concede when he was ahead, is now NOT conceding when he isn’t ahead. Man up, you lost.
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And by losing, you could have really won. You could have said, “Look, these are tough times, and [...]