Watching the Oscars, haven’t seen Kathy Ireland outside of an infomercial for about 20 years, and I’m thinking she’s preggers. I Google it — nothing! WTF? She’s too thin to have that belly. She’s got to be pregnant.
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Vienna, seriously? Vienna!? You idiot.
UPDATE: Dancing With The Stars!??! Come on.
“And we’ll call it the iPad.”
“iPad?”
“Yes, of course. The name is critical. This one builds off our popular iPod and iMac products. It’s perfect.”
“Perfect?”
“Yes, perfect. It’s the perfect name. When people hear ‘iPad’, they will think of clean design, monthly data-plan convenience, and product-marketing synergy.”
“That’s what you think of when you hear ‘iPad’ — sanitary [...]
Kendra Wilkinson, famous for sharing an 80-year-old bachelor with 3 other blonds, went into labor Wednesday night. Yippie. Hank Baskett IV, welcome to hell.
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(not Kendra)
I can’t wait for Kendra’s next reality TV show, Blond Mom, where she raises her child on camera and all her male viewers tolerate the idiotic drivel [...]
Well, first off, Bill O’Reilly has a point. I’m not sure why black people are so keen on this guy — he went pretty far out of his way to be white. Sure, skin disease, but come on. He had surgery to give himself a 10-year-old white-girl nose and an 8-year-old white-boy mouth. [...]
Let’s get this straight: Glenn Beck plays a character. Glenn Beck shares his character’s opinion, not his personal opinions. Glenn Beck just wants your money. So he’ll fellate your ego enough so that you think you have a reason to be racist, alarmist, or sexist, but he’ll never challenge your opinions unless it’s an opinion [...]