“And we’ll call it the iPad.”
“iPad?”
“Yes, of course. The name is critical. This one builds off our popular iPod and iMac products. It’s perfect.”
“Perfect?”
“Yes, perfect. It’s the perfect name. When people hear ‘iPad’, they will think of clean design, monthly data-plan convenience, and product-marketing synergy.”
“That’s what you think of when you hear ‘iPad’ — sanitary [...]
Natalie Dylan, the sluttiest virgin in the history of mankind, is ready to sell off her deflowering for a cool $1M. Turns out, the dude that’s ponying up the dough has never fucked a virgin … and wants to give sexing one up a try. What a gentleman.
photo credit: Lianne Viau
So, makes me wonder, [...]
Yup, just buy three cases, get 5 friends to subscribe, then start raking in the dough. You’ll be rich! You could make $10,000 per month!
Come on! It’s a pyramid scam. It’s fucking juice! Juice they don’t have a distributor for so they have to sell it directly to consumers who they scam into selling directly [...]