Why You Are Stupid {.com} » Lacey Underall http://whyyouarestupid.com Accepting you are stupid is step one. Thu, 27 May 2010 02:32:33 +0000 en hourly 1 Admit It – You’d Sleep With Tiger Woods Too http://whyyouarestupid.com/2009/12/admit-it-youd-sleep-with-tiger-woods-too/ http://whyyouarestupid.com/2009/12/admit-it-youd-sleep-with-tiger-woods-too/#comments Tue, 08 Dec 2009 03:48:03 +0000 Lacey Underall http://whyyouarestupid.com/?p=77 OMG, there are like 7 mistresses.  Like, can I be one?  I’d TOTALLY sleep with Tiger Woods.  He’s rich, you know?  And sexy.  Totally sexy.

Mmmm.  It would be a pleasure to play with his woods.  Hehehe!  I’d have Ambien sex with him in a heartbeat.  I bet he doesn’t need Viagra like Arnold Palmer.

You’d do it too.  Don’t lie.  Don’t hate.  Bitch, you don’t know me!  But I know you.  The only person that wouldn’t have sex with Tiger Woods is Natalie Dylan … she’s saving herself for prostitution.

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