Natalie Dylan, the sluttiest virgin in the history of mankind, is ready to sell off her deflowering for a cool $1M. Turns out, the dude that’s ponying up the dough has never fucked a virgin … and wants to give sexing one up a try. What a gentleman.
photo credit: Lianne Viau
So, makes me wonder, [...]
Admit it, you bought an iPhone as a status symbol. You know, this thing:
That’s fine, but there are things you’re probably doing that are killing whatever boost you hoped to get and only highlight what a prole douchebag you really are.
Showing it off — Look at how cool this is! I can play with a [...]
Well, first off, Bill O’Reilly has a point. I’m not sure why black people are so keen on this guy — he went pretty far out of his way to be white. Sure, skin disease, but come on. He had surgery to give himself a 10-year-old white-girl nose and an 8-year-old white-boy mouth. [...]
Yup, just buy three cases, get 5 friends to subscribe, then start raking in the dough. You’ll be rich! You could make $10,000 per month!
Come on! It’s a pyramid scam. It’s fucking juice! Juice they don’t have a distributor for so they have to sell it directly to consumers who they scam into selling directly [...]
Man, seriously? First Farrah Fawcett, then Michael Jackson, THEN Billy Mays, and still NOT Sarah Palin? Come on! The only thing that’ll take this bitch out of the spotlight is death.
Christ, she wants to race Obama in a foot race (I’m a runner! Yeah!)?
“I betcha I’d have more endurance. My one claim to fame in [...]
Let’s get this straight: Glenn Beck plays a character. Glenn Beck shares his character’s opinion, not his personal opinions. Glenn Beck just wants your money. So he’ll fellate your ego enough so that you think you have a reason to be racist, alarmist, or sexist, but he’ll never challenge your opinions unless it’s an opinion [...]
Everybody knows that Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden were old frat buddies together, right? Oh, they weren’t? Well, they were in the Skull and Bones society together, right? Oh, they weren’t?!
Then I guess Dick Cheney is full of shit. Oh, snap! He must feel stupid.
He doesn’t?
That’s because he understands the game. If you talk [...]
Come on, Norm. Really? You’re going to keep dragging this out? The same guy that said Franken should concede when he was ahead, is now NOT conceding when he isn’t ahead. Man up, you lost.
photo credit: adria.richards
And by losing, you could have really won. You could have said, “Look, these are tough times, and [...]
You’ve got a group going around saying, “Strap this to your chest and blow up those people. Sure, you’ll die, but you’ll get a bunch of virgin ass in heaven. I promise.” That goes on for decades. Turns out, it’s a little TOO easy to get people to die for the promise of un-tainted tail. [...]