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Kathy Ireland is Pregnant?
Watching the Oscars, haven’t seen Kathy Ireland outside of an infomercial for about 20 years, and I’m thinking she’s preggers. I Google it — nothing! WTF? She’s too thin to have that belly. She’s got to be pregnant.
photo credit: iheartstockings
Jake The Bachelor Is A Retard
Vienna, seriously? Vienna!? You idiot.
UPDATE: Dancing With The Stars!??! Come on.
iPad – Synergy, Revolution, Revenue, Cross Functional … Menstration Jokes
“And we’ll call it the iPad.”
“iPad?”
“Yes, of course. The name is critical. This one builds off our popular iPod and iMac products. It’s perfect.”
“Perfect?”
“Yes, perfect. It’s the perfect name. When people hear ‘iPad’, they will think of clean design, monthly data-plan convenience, and product-marketing synergy.”
“That’s what you think of when you hear ‘iPad’ — sanitary [...]
Posted in Business, Media, Technology Tagged iPad is the dumbest name, iPad tampon computer, Steve Jobs is a moron 5 Comments
Meghan McCain’s Breast Will Save Health Care
Meghan McCain (who I dislike a little because of the pointless ‘h’ in her name … and her lunatic Republican dad) is in the news again. Seems she thinks real tits are getting discriminated against. Sure, Meggie. Tweet your cleavage again.
Here’s a prediction — her mammaries are going to save health care reform. Not sure [...]
Posted in Politics Tagged Megan ... no Meghan McCain, Meghan McCain tits, Meghan McCain topless 2 Comments
I Fucking Told You Lady Gaga Is A Transvestite!
I’ve been suspicious of Lady Gaga since I first saw “her” — there’s the hint of ’stache, the muscles, the bulge, etc. More importantly, there’s the name. “Lady” — what shit. No female uses her name to reinforce her gender. That’s a man thing. Then there’s this, a video of Gaga without the makeup, the [...]
The TSA Is Clueless — These Morons Haven’t Made Us Safer
So some idiot Nigerian takes a break from trying to Western Union me $40M and instead tries to light off a testicle bomb on an American Airlines flight? Great. What’s next? Turn your head and cough to board?
See, the TSA is fucking clueless. They just don’t want to be BLAMED for anything. So if shit [...]
Joe Lieberman Is A Prick … Along With Every Senate Republican
You fucking idiots. Quit the bullshit. Stop blowing it out of proportion and blowing smoke up our asses. Take the health industry’s cock out of your mouth and do the right thing. It’s time for health care reform.
But government programs don’t work! Look at …
Public Schools. Don’t want health care reform? Take your kid out [...]
Kendra Wilkinson Gives Birth to Baby Boy … I Can’t Wait for the Picture / Photo Gallery!
Kendra Wilkinson, famous for sharing an 80-year-old bachelor with 3 other blonds, went into labor Wednesday night. Yippie. Hank Baskett IV, welcome to hell.
photo credit: Okada Shinoda
(not Kendra)
I can’t wait for Kendra’s next reality TV show, Blond Mom, where she raises her child on camera and all her male viewers tolerate the idiotic drivel [...]
Tiger Woods How Could You … Behave Like A Rich, Young, Successful Athlete?!?
OMG. Tiger Woods, a rich, young, successful athlete is behaving exactly like a rich, young, successful athlete. He’s having sex with multiple women. Multiple sexy women! How could he?
It’s almost like these women are attracted to his money … or his success … or his power … or his … woods? The bitches. How could [...]