Meghan McCain’s Breast Will Save Health Care

Meghan McCain (who I dislike a little because of the pointless ‘h’ in her name … and her lunatic Republican dad) is in the news again.  Seems she thinks real tits are getting discriminated against.  Sure, Meggie. Tweet your cleavage again.

Meghan McCain keeps it classy

Meghan McCain keeps it classy

Here’s a prediction — her mammaries are going to save health care reform.  Not sure how yet.  Maybe new guy, Scott Brown, motorboats them to celebrate his Massachusetts victory.  Not sure if this changes things.  But if he’s filibustering the vote, this could be better than the nuclear option.  Especially for CSPAN.  Or maybe his daughters motorboat them.  Whatever.

Or maybe she starts representing the other freelance writers of the world — the ones without a senator dad and a billionaire mom — and starts supporting the public option.  There are worse causes.  Hell, she could pretend she cares about Haiti.

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