Monthly Archives: January 2010

iPad – Synergy, Revolution, Revenue, Cross Functional … Menstration Jokes

“And we’ll call it the iPad.”
“iPad?”
“Yes, of course.  The name is critical.  This one builds off our popular iPod and iMac products.  It’s perfect.”
“Perfect?”
“Yes, perfect.  It’s the perfect name.  When people hear ‘iPad’, they will think of clean design, monthly data-plan convenience, and product-marketing synergy.”
“That’s what you think of when you hear ‘iPad’ — sanitary [...]

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Meghan McCain’s Breast Will Save Health Care

Meghan McCain (who I dislike a little because of the pointless ‘h’ in her name … and her lunatic Republican dad) is in the news again.  Seems she thinks real tits are getting discriminated against.  Sure, Meggie. Tweet your cleavage again.

Here’s a prediction — her mammaries are going to save health care reform.  Not sure [...]

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I Fucking Told You Lady Gaga Is A Transvestite!

I’ve been suspicious of Lady Gaga since I first saw “her” — there’s the hint of ’stache, the muscles, the bulge, etc.  More importantly, there’s the name.  “Lady” — what shit.  No female uses her name to reinforce her gender.  That’s a man thing.  Then there’s this, a video of Gaga without the makeup, the [...]

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