OMG. Tiger Woods, a rich, young, successful athlete is behaving exactly like a rich, young, successful athlete. He’s having sex with multiple women. Multiple sexy women! How could he?
It’s almost like these women are attracted to his money … or his success … or his power … or his … woods? The bitches. How could they behave like sexy, attention-happy, love-wanting, orgasm-seeking … bimbos? Christ, it’s almost so predictably possible that I can’t believe it.
I can’t believe women are attracted to money and power. I can’t believe a normal, mortal man would want to see big-tittied women naked and have sex with them. It defies explaination! How could he?!? Doesn’t he realize we want him to be better than us?
