Kendra Wilkinson, famous for sharing an 80-year-old bachelor with 3 other blonds, went into labor Wednesday night. Yippie. Hank Baskett IV, welcome to hell.
photo credit: Okada Shinoda
(not Kendra)
I can’t wait for Kendra’s next reality TV show, Blond Mom, where she raises her child on camera and all her male viewers tolerate the idiotic drivel that crashes out of her mouth in hopes of catching the briefest of nip-slips.
Then there will be the post-divorce cougar dating show where 20-year-olds that used to masturbate to her nude Playboy pictures try to win her heart through an agonizingly long series of games, contests, and quizzes. E! probably already has the rights.
But, before that, there will be the leaked Kendra Wilkinson sex tape, which probably already exists … Kendra and Tiger Woods knocking boots on the 19th. Hell, he likes blonds, and I don’t think a Playboy bunny has stepped forward yet, so it’s fairly likely.
