OMG, there are like 7 mistresses. Like, can I be one? I’d TOTALLY sleep with Tiger Woods. He’s rich, you know? And sexy. Totally sexy.
Mmmm. It would be a pleasure to play with his woods. Hehehe! I’d have Ambien sex with him in a heartbeat. I bet he doesn’t need Viagra like Arnold Palmer.
You’d do it too. Don’t lie. Don’t hate. Bitch, you don’t know me! But I know you. The only person that wouldn’t have sex with Tiger Woods is Natalie Dylan … she’s saving herself for prostitution.
