So some idiot Nigerian takes a break from trying to Western Union me $40M and instead tries to light off a testicle bomb on an American Airlines flight? Great. What’s next? Turn your head and cough to board?
See, the TSA is fucking clueless. They just don’t want to be BLAMED for anything. So if shit [...]
You fucking idiots. Quit the bullshit. Stop blowing it out of proportion and blowing smoke up our asses. Take the health industry’s cock out of your mouth and do the right thing. It’s time for health care reform.
But government programs don’t work! Look at …
Public Schools. Don’t want health care reform? Take your kid out [...]
Kendra Wilkinson, famous for sharing an 80-year-old bachelor with 3 other blonds, went into labor Wednesday night. Yippie. Hank Baskett IV, welcome to hell.
photo credit: Okada Shinoda
(not Kendra)
I can’t wait for Kendra’s next reality TV show, Blond Mom, where she raises her child on camera and all her male viewers tolerate the idiotic drivel [...]
OMG, there are like 7 mistresses. Like, can I be one? I’d TOTALLY sleep with Tiger Woods. He’s rich, you know? And sexy. Totally sexy.
Mmmm. It would be a pleasure to play with his woods. Hehehe! I’d have Ambien sex with him in a heartbeat. I bet he doesn’t need Viagra like Arnold Palmer.
You’d do [...]
OMG. Tiger Woods, a rich, young, successful athlete is behaving exactly like a rich, young, successful athlete. He’s having sex with multiple women. Multiple sexy women! How could he?
It’s almost like these women are attracted to his money … or his success … or his power … or his … woods? The bitches. How could [...]