Natalie Dylan, How Much for Sloppy Seconds?

Natalie Dylan, the sluttiest virgin in the history of mankind, is ready to sell off her deflowering for a cool $1M.  Turns out, the dude that’s ponying up the dough has never fucked a virgin … and wants to give sexing one up a try.  What a gentleman.

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Creative Commons License photo credit: Lianne Viau

So, makes me wonder, how much for round two? Is that for sale too?  Or is that where the whore line goes — selling your virginity is one thing but selling sex is another.  Or maybe nobody’s bidding.  Maybe after prostituting off the rare gem of virginity the skank commodity price falls through the floor — or worse.

I think she’ll stay on at the Bunny Ranch as a regular and start charging hourly.  Natalie could be the oldest profession’s newest, oldest (she’s 22) practitioner.  She’ll have to pay the rent somehow, because if it doesn’t work out with Mr. Million, who’s going to want to marry the most famous prostitute in world?

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  • Anonymous
    That is not Natalie Dylan, why did you use this photo?
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