Monthly Archives: June 2009

Sarah Palin, Please Make Like Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Billy Mays

Man, seriously?  First Farrah Fawcett, then Michael Jackson, THEN Billy Mays, and still NOT Sarah Palin?  Come on!  The only thing that’ll take this bitch out of the spotlight is death.
Christ, she wants to race Obama in a foot race (I’m a runner!  Yeah!)?
“I betcha I’d have more endurance. My one claim to fame in [...]

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Glenn Beck Is a Common Whore

Let’s get this straight: Glenn Beck plays a character.  Glenn Beck shares his character’s opinion, not his personal opinions.  Glenn Beck just wants your money.  So he’ll fellate your ego enough so that you think you have a reason to be racist, alarmist, or sexist, but he’ll never challenge your opinions unless it’s an opinion [...]

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Talk Louder And People Will Listen; Torture IS Good

Everybody knows that Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden were old frat buddies together, right?  Oh, they weren’t?  Well, they were in the Skull and Bones society together, right?  Oh, they weren’t?!
Then I guess Dick Cheney is full of shit.  Oh, snap!  He must feel stupid.
He doesn’t?
That’s because he understands the game.  If you talk [...]

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Sonia Sotomayor Nude or I Can Play Too

This whole Sonia Sotomayor thing is just smoke up our asses.  Sure, anybody with a brain knew Obama would appoint a Hispanic woman, but the backlash?  Wow.

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First we’ve got Boehner and the gang threatening to fillibuster.  Oh, didn’t the GOP threaten to eliminate the minority’s right to filibuster judicial nominations [...]

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Norm Coleman Is a Big, Fat, Stupid Idiot

Come on, Norm.  Really?  You’re going to keep dragging this out?  The same guy that said Franken should concede when he was ahead, is now NOT conceding when he isn’t ahead.  Man up, you lost.

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And by losing, you could have really won.  You could have said, “Look, these are tough times, and [...]

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